Khalida
Akhtar, a 20-year-old Taliban suicide bomber, decided at the last
minute not to blow herself up at the main train station in the capitol
of Pakistan because she remembered that she would have to deal with a
bunch of virgin guys in heaven, local authorities say.
Ms.
Akhtar, who was dressed in a head-to-toe burqa and strapped with
explosives, was seen just hours ago running and screaming through the
Islamabad Railway Station before she was apprehended by local law
enforcement.
“The
young woman realized that she would have 72 virgins on her hands if she
sacrificed her earthly life, and apparently the thought made her so
sick to her stomach that she decided on the spot to pull the plug on the
whole operation and give herself up to the authorities,” police officer
Malik Rashid told reporters. In a statement recorded by arresting
officers, Ms. Akhtar explained her decision.
“I’d
actually never stopped before to think about the reward I would receive
for my sacrifice,” Ms. Khalida said. “Unlike my brother and his
friends, I’m actually not a fan of virgins. To be fair, I don’t think
any woman in the world is. I’m supposed to give my life for a bunch of
guys that don’t know anything about the female body or how to please a
woman? I don’t think so!” Khalida added.
As
she was taken into custody, Khalida Akhtar also reportedly told
officers that she would have gladly sacrificed herself for higher causes
if she could trade those 72 virgins for two experienced guys, a
masseuse, a butler, and a chef.
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