Man Blows Up Home After Wife Takes Family On Picnic Without Him...............

A man in Poland who was angry that his wife took the family on a picnic without him got his revenge in perhaps the most idiotic way possible: blowing up the home.

Officials in the city of Lodz said Czeslaw Kaminski, 69, was so fired up when he woke up and saw his wife’s note that she had taken the children for a picnic that he lit a fire in the basement and threw two gas cylinders on top of the property,
Orange.co.uk reported.

It’s not like he didn’t warn her.

Kaminski’s wife, Grazyna, said he did call her in an outraged state, but considered his threats to be empty.

“He called me on the mobile home and demanded that I got home, but when I refused he said he was going to get revenge. I did not take him seriously and then I returned home to find this,” she said, according to International Business Times.

The resulting blast caused half of the home to collapse, splattering rubble and debris across the lawn. Kaminski was unable to leave the house before the blast and suffered critical injuries. He was transported to a hospital by air ambulance, the Daily Mail reported.

Neighbors told reporters that the couple’s relationship was “excitable,” which msnNOW.com pointed out, “seems like an understatement.”

PHOTOS: See The World’s Most Kissable Plant – Hooker’s Lips................

Here’s a dumb question: if (the young) Mick Jagger was a plant, what would he be? Probably Psychotria Elata, commonly known as Hooker Lips or the Hot Lips Plant for the shape of its bright red bracts that resemble two luscious lips.

This weird plant might look like the work of a photo editing software, but I can assure you those kissable lips are all natural. Found in the tropical rain forests of Central and South American countries like Colombia, Costa Rica, Panama and Ecuador, the Psychotria Elatra plant has apparently evolved into its current shape to attract pollinators including hummingbirds and b*tterflies.

Affectionately known as Hooker’s Lips, this extraordinary flower has unfortunately become endangered due to uncontrolled deforestation in the above-mentioned countries. So if you’ve ever wanted to plant a kiss on Mother Nature, find yourself a Hot Lips plant and do it while you still can.

The bracts are only kissable for a short while, before they spread open to reveal the plant’s flowers.

Artist Uses His Own Body Fat To Make Soap............

Miami-based performance artist Orestes de la Paz has put his heart, soul and fat into 20 bars of special soap made with his liposuctioned blubber. The bars of human soap are available for purchase and priced at $1,000.

Orestes de la Paz underwent a liposuction procedure in December of last year, and decided to turn the removed fat into soap to prevent it from going rancid. He came up with the idea for his  art thesis after realizing that “clients are willing to try anything to feel and look beautiful, even to the extent of buying products with human elements in them (stem cells, placenta, semen; you name it, it’s out there.)” Working as a hairstylist and make-up artist, Orestes loves combining the worlds of art and beauty together, so the unusual project sort of made sense to him. Apart from coconut oil, organic vegetable shortening, lavender and tree tea oils, as well as other cosmetics ingredients, his unique soap bars are 25% human fat, which apparently leaves the user’s hands soft after washing. “There’s always a certain amount of blood, sweat, and tears that goes into any artwork. I just make it more explicit,” the artist said about his bizarre project.

When he first got the idea to use fat from his liposuction in an art piece, he was going to turn into some kind of acrylic memoir, but his doctor told him that in order to keep it he would have to convert the blubber into something else. That’s when all the extensive biology classes he took during college finally came in handy – he remembered soap is made with fat. “There’s something about converting the notions about how we approach fat that can sometimes be seen as dirty or repulsive … Being able to convert it into something that is cleansing and also potentially healing reflects off of the phrase ‘Cleanliness is next to godliness.’ Cleaning the outside with stuff from the inside. Converting something that was dirty and putting it into something that was clean, and then putting that thing that I saw as dirty onto my body and reclaiming what I was ashamed of before, ” de la Paz told the Miami New Times.

“Making Soap”, Orestes’ art thesis, is currently displayed at Miami’s Frost Museum, where attendees can actually wash their hands with his lipo-soap. ”The museum-goers were so at ease, that the idea of the soap being from human fat escaped their minds and they simply enjoyed the soap for it’s lavender, tree tree scent and the way it left the hands soft after washing,” the artist told HuffPost Miami. ”Those brave enough to wash ended up inspiring others to simply to try a good product. No one seemed disgusted by the soap demo even after having watched the video in the gallery.”

People interested in this organic human fat soap can buy a bar for $1,000, but he has extended a special invitation to the all-thing-weird lover we all know as Lady Gaga. “I challenge @ladygaga to try my human fat soap. You down, homie?” Orestes de la Paz wrote on Twitter.

Man Mastur Bates In Public, Claims He’s Just Exercising...........

Talk about raising the mast.

Scott Barron, 67, is accused of self servicing in front of passing sailboats at a boat ramp Saturday in Alva, Fla., NBC 2 reported.

An off-duty deputy says he spotted Barron — man-hood in hand — standing on a sailboat parked at the ramp.

When the officer told him to stop, Barron first allegedly swore at him, then said he was just exercising.

Apparently the officer doesn’t care about forearm strength, because he slapped Barron with an indecent exposure charge.

Barron was released from jail Sunday on $1,000 bond, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.

Barron isn’t the only one who allegedly can’t handle himself in public. In April, the aptly-named Elijah Slocumb was arrested after allegedly self servicing in public with such animation that “his whole body was shaking.”

Earlier that month, hearings began for the former Vice-Mayor of a Tennessee town, who was accused of self servicing out of his open car window – at 90 mph.

Snoop's Pímp Past: I Sold Hóokers To Entertainers And Athletes.....................

The rapper-turned-reggae singer gathered a group of 10 willing women, housing them in a bus that followed his own coach throughout his Playboy Tour in 2003.

The chart star – best known by his former name Snoop Dogg – admits he put his marriage to school sweetheart Shante Taylor at risk by pimping out his female entourage.

He told Rolling Stone magazine: “I put an organisation together. I had a bus follow me with 10 bítches on it.

“I could fire a bítch, f*** a bítch, get a new ho. It was my programme. City to city, titty to titty, hotel room to hotel room, athlete to athlete, entertainer to entertainer. 

“If I'm in a city where the Denver Broncos or the (Denver) Nuggets play, I get a couple of their players to come hang out, pick and choose, and whichever one you like comes with a number.

“A lot of athletes bought p**** from me.”

Rather than keep the money earned for himself, he gave every cent to his clothes-shedding employees.  He said: “I'd act like I'd take the money from the bítch, but I'd let her have it.

“It was never about the money; it was about the fascination of being a pimp. As a kid, I dreamed of being a pimp; I dreamed of having cars and clothes and bítches to match.” Snoop heaped praise on his wife Shante, who “had to take a backseat” during his wild days of pimping.

He admits: “I love her to this day because she could shóok out on a n****, but she stayed in my corner.

“So when I decided to let it go, she was still there.”