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Missy Peregrym and Zachary Levi: Secretly Married!

Missy Peregrym and Zachary Levi are officially the anti-Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
The actors stunned fans yesterday by announcing they recently got married, posing together on Twitter in adorable "Mr." and "Mrs." hooded sweatshirts.

"That coffee date was UNREAL @zacharylevi,” Peregrym joked as a caption, including the hashtag #marriedinmaui" to let followers know where the ceremony took place.
Levi retweeted the photo and wrote: "These dreams and goals are really workin out."
The actor, of course, is best known for his role on Chuck; while Peregrym is set to star in Rookie Blue Season 5, which premieres on Thursday.
Good friend and Avatar actor Joel David Moore was in on the discreet nuptials, taking to his own Twitter to congratulate the couple on June 16.
"Congrats to @ZacharyLevi and @mperegrym on their stunning wedding and beautiful future," he wrote. "Couldn’t be happier for my brother & my new sis pal."
We send along our very best wishes to the newlyweds as well.

Neymar And Brazil Have The Best-Selling World Cup Jerseys In U.S.

Brazil was awarded the 2014 World Cup nearly seven years ago by FIFA. The pressure was immediately ramped up with the idea that the country with the tournament’s richest history would host the quadrennial event. Brazil has won a record five titles with two other Finals appearances, and it is the only country to appear in every World Cup since the event was founded in 1930. When Brazil was announced as the 2014 host, there was a then 15-year-old prodigy named Neymar, who was climbing the ranks of the youth academy of Brazilian club Santos , which produced legends like Pele, Pepe and Robinho.
When the World Cup kicked off last week, Neymar and Brazil were the stars of the show. The tournament began with a match between Brazil, who is the betting favorite to win the World Cup, and Croatia. The underdog took an early lead on an own-goal by Marcelo before Brazil roared back to win 3-1. It was only fitting that Neymar scored the first goal of the tournament for Brazil (he later added a second on a penalty kick). Neymar has been groomed as the face of the World Cup and Nike, Unilever , Volkswagen and Santander have all invested in the Barcelona star via endorsement deals.

Neymar’s fast start made his jersey the top-seller among soccer players on Fanatics.com, the largest online retailer of licensed sports merchandise. Fanatics looked at sales data for Forbes from U.S. customers covering the first four days of the tournament. Neymar’s jersey sales jumped 200% compared to the four days leading up to the start of the World Cup. Dutch captain Robin van Persie had the second most popular jersey on Fanatics. The Manchester United star had the goal of the tournament so far on a diving header in Netherlands’ dominating 5-1 win over reigning world champions Spain.

The U.S. got their World Cup off to a strong start Monday with a 2-1 win over Ghana, which had eliminated the Americans from the past two Cups. U.S. captain Clint Dempsey scored a shocking goal a half-minute into the game and became the first American to score in three different World Cups. Dempsey’s jersey was the third best-seller on Fanatics and is sure to rise after Monday’s performance. Global soccer icons, Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, who both rank among the top four highest-earning athletes in the world, round out the top five.

Best-Selling World Cup Player Jerseys
1. Neymar
2. Robin Van Persie
3. Clint Dempsey
4. Lionel Messi
5. Cristiano Ronaldo
Best-Selling World Cup Team Jerseys
1. Brazil
2. U.S.
3. Netherlands
4. Italy
5. Mexico
Source: Fanatics

iPhone reveal latest iPhone 6 Pictures Reveal 4.7-inch And 5.5-inch Models

It has been a busy week for iPhone 6 leaks. On Monday French blog Nowhereelse.fr leaked images of the iPhone 6 casing, then on Thursday a Taiwanese pop-star Jimmy Lin posted photos of the new handset on his Weibo account.

The latest images seem to confirm what the rumour mill has been suggesting for months. Apple AAPL -1.09% will launch two versions of the iPhone 6,  a 4.7-inch model and a 5.5-inch model.

The pictures were posted by notorious leaker Sonny Dickson, who had previously correctly leaked images of the iPhone 5C before it was officially launched.

Interestingly, Dickson got in contact with me to tell me that Lin’s iPhone 6 photos were fake, and the model he was posing with is a dummy. He told me: “The phone is clearly a dummy, all his leaks are fake and nothing he has posted was real”.

These are the clearest images yet of the iPhone 6 and look similar to the previous leaks this week. There’s still no information on specifications, but  “sources” have previously told 9 to 5 Mac that the new handsets will have a 1704 x 960 resolution and a Sapphire glass display, which is currently used for the Touch ID Sensor.

Kate Gosselin Tell-All Book to Be Re-Released Following TLC Special

The explosive Kate Gosselin tell-all book that resulted in multiple lawsuits is being put back on the market this summer, according to a new report.

Kate dropped her lawsuit against Robert Hoffman, who wrote Kate Gosselin: How She Fooled The World, The Rise and Fall of a Reality TV Queen, in 2013.
She alleged that Hoffman, with Jon Gosselin's help, stole her computer and sued them both for hacking and wiretapping, among other things.
The suit was dropped, however, and now, just days after Kate Gosselin’s special, Kate Plus Eight: Sextuplets Turn 10, airs, the book will be back online.
Get ready to go “INSIDE KATE GOSSELIN’S HOUSE OF HORRORS,” the author’s site touts. “Conspiracy. Massive Coverup. Lawsuits and Legal Threats."
"Exploitation. Fraud. Abuse. Animal Cruelty. Lies. Read The Book that two of the most powerful law firms in the country have tried to stop from being published.”
Hopefully Hoffman can use more than two-word sentences. But we're intrigued.
“Kate knew this might be coming. She feels if the book gets published again and stays published, it’s still defamatory to have behind her name,” a sources says.
“It’s fiction. A former tabloid reporter doesn’t have first hand knowledge of anything. Only someone who lived in the house would have true knowledge."
"Robert Hoffman did not live at the Gosselin home.”
As for someone who did? The source claims Kate’s ex-husband, Jon Gosselin, knew about the re-release of the book because he’s friends with Hoffman.
“Jon wants alimony and he told Kate he would stop the book from being published if she gave him alimony. She of course refused,” the source said.
Jon is believed to have given up all say in whether his kids appear on TV in exchange for not having to pay child support in a secret deal with Kate.
“As of now, Jon doesn’t have much so he uses his kids publicly and pretends like he wants them off TV, but he just wants alimony,” the source continued.
“Meanwhile, Kate and the kids are happy filming and able to afford all the necessities of raising eight kids; food, bills, clothes, education, athletics, etc.”

Selena Gomez "Feels Sorry" for Justin Bieber Following Racist Video Leak

Selena Gomez doesn't want Justin Bieber back - she's made that much clear on several occasions.
Still, their on and off relationship went on for years (and Bieber took Gomez' virginity, a fact he brings up whenever given the chance) ,so it's only natural that she still has some emotions attached to her former flame.

According to sources close to Selena, in the wake of the Bieber racist video scandal, those emotions mostly take the form of pity for her jackass ex.
Sources close to Selena say that the singer "feels sorry" for Justin and has expressed a desire to see him get the help that he needs.
That said, her camp has reportedly encouraged to keep her distance from Justin while this scandal plays out, so we guess he'll have to look elsewhere for a shoulder to cry on.
We're sure that bony shoulder will belong to a runway model, as Justin's mind-blowingly racist videos seem to have not hurt his standing in the celebrity community at all.
Entertainers ranging from Lil Wayne to Whoopi Goldberg have come to Justin's defense and offered a wide array of explanations for his bizarrely racist "jokes." 
Only time will tell what sort of impact these clips will have on Justin's career in the long-term, but one this is for certain, as more videos leak showing a very ugly side of Justin, Selena must become more and more certain that she made the right choice in going her own way.

Joe Garcia, Florida Congressman, Picks Ear and Eats Contents on C-SPAN

Yes, we know there are actual political issues to discuss, but this GIF of U.S. Rep. Joe Garcia (D-FL) picking his ear and eating its contents on C-SPAN is a classic.
The play-by-play ... eh, just watch the action on endless loop. It's great.
Had to be a good find. He put that finger in his mouth, multiple times.
The unforgettable moment was captured live on C-SPAN during a House Judiciary Committee meeting last week on government surveillance programs.
Those hearings can get pretty boring after multiple hours, or at least reach the point where you want a snack but can't exactly hit up the vending machine.
In such a situation, a little ear wax really comes through in the clutch.

Funny:Mad Magazine Kimye Spoof

Andrea Bocelli in Action!- Kimye Wedding Photo

A new photo from the Wedding of the Century has emerged online.
E! News just posted a picture of iconic opera singer Andrea Bocelli singing at the ceremony that united Kim Kardashian and Kanye West forever.
The artist reported serenaded the couple with multiple songs, including one of his biggest hits, "Con te partirò," which in English translates into "With you I will leave."

In other words, I'll be with you forever, which is what Kim and Kanye have now sworn to each other.
The couple exchanged vows in front of a wall of white roses, as also pictured above.
E! confirms that Bocelli also belted out a version of "Ave Maria" as Kardashian walked down the aisle, accompanied by Bruce Jenner.
The bride, as previously detailed, wore a custom Givenchy Haute Couture lace gown, later changing into a crystal-studded Balmain minidress for the reception.
There have been reports that Bocelli was actually snubbed big time shortly after performing, told to get in his car and leave the premises.
This same report said beheaded nude statues and a crazed Jaden Smith were also featured prominently during the Kimye wedding.
We cannot confirm or deny those allegations.
But we can give you a look at some fun Kim and Kanye wedding photos!

Love It or Hate It?: Kaley Cuoco Chops Off MORE Hair, Debuts Pixie Cut

The Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting has chopped off her locks - and made headlines for her Instagram photo sharing - once again.
This time it's a cute pixie cut that prompted the caption: "Thank you @clsymonds for bringing out my inner Peter Pan :) #byronbeverlyhills #justcutitoff."
Check out her new 'do, courtesy of Christine Symonds, who styled Cuoco's latest, shorter look as well as Kaley's bob haircut at the end of April.

"We did it @clsymonds! Now let's get some color shall we? @andylecomptesalon," Cuoco wrote then, posing in an oversized sweater in the salon.
Cuoco then headed to the Hollywood Bowl with husband Ryan Sweeting and a few friends to take in Bruno Mars concert with Pharrell Williams (right).
"Best night at the bowl!! #pharrell #brunomars #happy @ryansweething @sfishe @simpsonhoneysuckle," she captioned the collage of the group outing.
Whether she's all over Ryan Sweeting or posting medical procedure selfies, Cuoco has caught the Instagram bug in a major way here in 2014.
Not exactly unique, or cause for concern or complaint, just a bit of a departure from the Kaley of old, who seemed to shun the spotlight. Anyway.
What do you think of Cuoco with short hair?

Only Racister, Lupe Fiasco ALSO Compares Justin Bieber to Donald Sterling

Justin Bieber has apologized for racist videos made while the pop mega-star was still in his teens, but many understandably feel that even the sincerest admission of guilt is simply not enough, given the abhorrent content of Bieber's bigoted "jokes."
One such critic is rapper Lupe Fiasco who recently likened Justin's comments to the blatantly racist remarks made by Donald Sterling, former owner of the LA Clippers.


"Justin Bieber said it, so it's cool and people are already coming to his defense," said Fiasco in an interview with MTV. 
"Donald Sterling made a billion dollars when he sold the team and then there was such an uproar over someone who didn't use the N-word at all, but then you have someone who made a very racist joke about it - I wonder if Justin's gonna get the same treatment as Donald Sterling."
"I don't think he will," Lupe continued. "It's an absurd thing. You get somebody who we 'like' who says it, and says it even more 'racist-ier' and we don't bat an eyelash at it."
Lupe's comments echo those of Drake Bell who also compared Bieber to Sterling. 

Surprisingly, Lupe and Bell seem to hold the minority opinion in the entertainment world, as stars such as Floyd Mayweather, Lil Wayne and Whoopi Goldberg have all defended Bieber's comments.

Casper Smart Totally Hollered at Me (and Knows I'm Transsexual)! says Sofie Vissa

Transsexual model Sofie Vissa says Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend Casper Smart totally hollered at her, exchanging flirty messages and pics with her for weeks.
Not only that, he's well aware Vissa's transsexual, says she.

Sofie explains how it all started in an exclusive interview with In Touch: “I’d put the hashtags #TS, #Shemale and #transgendered on one of my photos."
"When I went to look at my phone, I’d gotten a request to follow me from Casper. As soon as I approved him, he started ‘liking’ a lot of my pictures."
"He liked at least 20 to 30 pictures," she went on.
Sofie Vissa says the flirting continued through direct messages for weeks and Casper Smart was persistent in asking for racy photos of the transsexual.
“He just kept asking for more photos of me. Said he wanted something explicit," said Sofie, who delivered with a photo that she says “showed everything.” 

Casper, who is still technically together with J. Lo, was even communicating with Sofie right under Jennifer Lopez's nose, sexting while he was WITH her.
While he later warned her that people monitored what he did online, stopped communicating and erased most of his account, he still didn’t block Sofie.
So did Casper Smart know she was a transsexual?
According to Sofie Vissa anyway, “Absolutely.”
Expect the breakup with J. Lo in 5 ... 4 ...

Some Win, Some Lose Amid Political Strife - Thailand's 50 Richest 2014:

Agribusiness tycoon Dhanin Chearavanont was Thailand’s biggest dealmaker last year, spending a combined $16 billion to buy stakes in Chinese insurer Ping An Insurance and cash-and-carry wholesaler Siam Makro, both at a hefty premium. Today that debt-fuelled shopping binge, for which his Charoen Pokphand Group reportedly borrowed $11 billion overseas, looks mistimed.
Months of political turmoil leading to a military coup have caused Thailand’s economic engine to stall. Recession looms; after eking out 2.9% growth in 2013, the economy contracted 2.1% in the first quarter. The baht is down close to 5% since June 2013, when we last measured fortunes. Tourism, Thailand’s mainstay, which has already seen the number of visitors decline 5% between January and April, seems set for a further lashing.

So Dhanin was left with dollar debt, at least partially unhedged, while the retail proceeds with which to repay grew more slowly than hoped. As we do with all wealth valuations, we discounted the Ping An shares that he pledged against the loan. All in all, a $1.1 billion drop, to No. 2.
The new No. 1 is the Chirathivat family, owners of the Central Group, a retail and hotel conglomerate that saw group revenues rise 27% to a record $7 billion in 2013. But it now has to contend with a slowdown in consumer spending and empty hotel rooms.

The biggest gainer in dollar terms is insurance tycoon Vanich Chaiyawan, up $1.8 billion, as the value of his privately held Thai Life surged after he sold a stake to Japan’s Meiji Yasuda. While skittish foreign investors are likely to hold back from such megadeals for now, the stock market has remained steady. Hence, more than half the returnees to the list added to their wealth, and the billionaires club expanded to 26 from 20 last year.
Three of the nine newcomers debuted with billion-dollar fortunes, including Chatri Sophonpanich and Banthoon Lamsam, both hailing from storied banking clans. Parphan Siriviriyakul of sugar producer Kaset Thai Sugar and Tan Passakornnatee, the marketing-savvy founder of green tea maker Ichitan, were among four new entrants who jumped into the ranks after taking their companies public.

A third of returnees from last year were poorer, such as Phornthep Phornprapha of Siam Motors, who felt the pinch of an auto slowdown. Eight from last year saw their fortunes drop below the minimum $305 million net worth required to make the cut, including Watchai Vilailuck of telecom outfit Samart and tilemaker Roongroj Saengsastra.
the Chirathivat family, which moves up to become Thailand’s richest clan this year

Benue Businessman Caught Pants Down With School Girl

The Benue businessman who uses money to entice these young girls was caught pants down in the act while having sex in the bush with one of the girls who ought to be in school at that moment.

According to CKN:
A Businessman who has been notorious in molesting and having sex with young school children has been caught in the act in Benue State.
 
The businessman (name withheld) was apprehended while having sex inside a bush path with his latest catch who was old enough to be his daughter. Someone who noticed the act quickly alerted other people and the swoop on the two lovers.
 
He was caught pants down having sex with the girl whose mates were in school.
 
The man was given the beaten of his life, paraded naked and later handed over to the police. Some of his neighbours, who spoke about the incident, said the man uses his money to entice school girls with mouth-watering offers.